25 Ridiculous Things That Totally Ruined A Kid’s Day

#1. You mean he has to eat HOT muffins?!

#2. But pleeeease, mom?

#3. The horror.

#4. To be fair, Miley Cyrus would upset anyone.

 

#5. No, you can’t take your favorite tampon outside.

#6. Yes, he’s a nice lobster. No, he’s not coming home.

#7. Oven gloves are heartbreakingly impractical.

#8. Human hands let you down at the worst times.

#9. But he looks so friendly!

#10. Even the Obamas don’t know what to do.

#11. What kind of mother are you?

#12. Even the vague possibility of going outdoors can be traumatic.

#13. Nothing worse than losing your rubber ducky.

#14. End cheese cruelty now.

#15. Could this dog be any more inconsiderate?

#16. Never trust a microwave.

#17. EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN IS A LIE.

#18. The betrayal is real.

#19. Moms never let kids have any fun.

#20. In fact, moms are just the WORST.

#21. Think of the environment, please.

#22. He doesn’t look to happy about it, either.

#23. How else can I show my affections for the doormat?

#24. Bill Murray knows how to pose for snaps with kids.

#25. And this kid’s had enough of your stupid rules.